FINNISH CELEBRITIES IN HOLLYWOOD – PART 1

Reporter, pictures: Tomi Hinkkanen

One must humbly admit that Finland cannot even begin to compete with our dear neighbor, Sweden, when it comes to movie stars and other Hollywood luminaries. After all, Sweden has given us Greta Garbo, Ingrid Bergman and Lena Olin. Nevertheless, over the years there has been a steady Finnish presence in Tinseltown. Some of the Hollywood Finns have been serious artists, some shooting stars and some just famous for being famous. Here’s a  few mental sketches of some Finnish Hollywood celebs, whom I’ve met personally while working here as a journalist since 1994.

 

Renny Harlin signing a petition to keep the Consulate General of Finland in LA open, January 2012.

RENNY HARLIN

There has never been a bigger Finnish star in Hollywood than director-producer Renny Harlin. He has had a long and illustrious Hollywood career with hits such as Nightmare on Elm Street Part Four, Cliffhanger and Deep Blue Sea. I have met Renny several times over the years. The very first time we met was around 1985 or so, when his very first movie, Born American was shown in Hollywood. I was a film student then, lived in Hollywood and just happened to notice that his movie was being shown in a local theater. Renny had long hair back then that was tied in a ponytail. He was standing in the theater lobby and I walked up to him to introduce myself. He asked me, if I had seen the movie yet. No I haven’t, I said. He then gave me a ticket and invited me to a party in the Hollywood Hills after the screening. Later on I was a young journalist in Finland, when he brought his then-wife Geena Davis for a visit. It was a media circus. I have met Renny at various occasions after that. He is always a gentleman. Last January at the Scandinavian Film Festival in Beverly Hills, he spoke lovingly of his dog Little Harlin, who had died recently. During the post-production of his movie, 5 Days of War, the dog got a special permit on the Warner Bros. lot, where pets aren’t normally allowed. The reason was that Little Harlin was Renny’s muse that helped him edit the picture. Afterwards Renny signed our petition to keep the Consulate General of Finland in LA open.

Renny Harlin with girlfriend Erika Marchino

Harlin is a striking presence. Heads turn when he walks into a room. He is tall, handsome, blond, one of the most confident men I have ever met. Many ladies have lost their heart to the tall Finnish Viking. He’s been elusive about giving interviews lately, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed. Renny, if you happen to read this, I promise to make it real classy and do the best interview ever written about you.

 

Renny Harlin and Finnish model Pia Pakarinen at the Scandinavian Film Festival in Beverly Hills, January 2012.

TAINA ELG

I met Taina Elg when she toured with a theater group, performing in a musical version of Titanic in 1997. Elg played the real life character Mrs. Strauss, who rather went down with the ship to remain with her husband than to be rescued alone. Elg was extremely friendly and open, telling me her life story – how she was discovered by an American producer and as a result, went on to sign a seven-year contract with MGM. There her most famous movie was the musical Les Girls, directed by George Cukor. She won a Golden Globe for that role. Taina was not happy with the pictures I took of her with her hair in a ponytail, but let me publish them and the story anyway. Taina Elg is now 82. She lives in with her husband, professor Rocco Caporale in New York. This Summer Elg will appear at the Sodankylä Film Festival in Lapland.

 

Taina Elg in the 1950's.

MAILA NURMI AKA VAMPIRA

I wrote a whole piece about Maila on Finntimes recently. She was the most original person I have ever met. I know it’s a lot to say, but she was. Born in Petsamo,Finland, Maila created the alter ego Vampira, which she says is based on the Charles Addams character Morticia in the Addams Family. I got to know her after the Tim Burton movie Ed Wood had hit the screens in 1994.

Maila Nurmi in the autumn of her life.

She lived in a converted garage in a blue collar part of Hollywood. She had no car, but would be chauffeured around by young friends who would take her to parties and other events. Maila had been good friends with James Dean, who died tragically in a car crash at 23. She once told me that everybody had abandoned Dean during the production of George Stevens’ Giant – supposedly to strengthen his performance as a lone field hand who in the movie became a millionaire after finding oil. Maila had spent the last night with James before his death. She never quite recovered from it. Maila was an animal lover. She sheltered injured animals in her humble little adobe (I was never invited in), and had named every pigeon that she fed in front of her apartment. Maila had a fiery temper – everything was either black of white to her, there were no gray areas. Hence, her time in the limelight was brief. She introduced horror movies on KABC-TV in the mid-fifties but got into trouble with the management due to her uncompromising nature. She also appeared in a handful of Ed Wood movies, of which Plan 9 from Outer Space remains a cult favorite. Maila died at the age of 85 in 2008. She was a truly original Hollywood character.

 

Maila Nurmi was a Hollywood original.

TONY HALME

Tony appeared on the Hollywood scene some time in the mid ‘90’s. The big and burly Tony boxed and wrestled and apparently was paid handsomely for both. He also had a big mouth. I never will forget the day I shot a TV segment with him. He climbed down laboriously from his second floor Venice apartment into a waiting limousine at the curb. I asked him about his limo usage. He responded: “I am chauffeured to the boxing matches and back home in a limousine and my adversary is taken to a hospital in an ambulance.”

Tony Halme appeared as "Viikinki" (the Viking), on the Finnish TV show Gladiators.

Tony got into some trouble later on when the police found illegal weapons and drugs in his apartment. He was detained and deported from the U.S. Later on Tony bounced back and got elected in the Finnish parliament (Eduskunta), on a populist platform that emphasized war veterans’ rights and shunned immigrants – refugees in particular. Frequent sick leaves marred his term and he was often incomprehensible. Then came the faithful day in July 2003. A handgun was fired in Halme’s Helsinki apartment. Tony was found inside unconscious. He remained so for days. After a DUI arrest and a stay in a mental hospital, Tony shot himself fatally in his apartment in January 2010. He was 47 years old.

Linda Lampenius had a whirlwind romance with Hollywood.

LINDA LAMPENIUS

Classically trained violinist Linda Lampenius had both looks and talent. After having excelled in music, modeling and acting In Finland, she came to Hollywood in 1997 and was instantly signed up by talent agent Mike Reynolds, who spoke very highly about her to me back then. Linda’s Hollywood premiere happened in the Century Club. She played the violin in a bikini, causing an instant sensation (if not something else as well among male audience members). TV roles in Fame L.A. and Baywatch followed. But then things started to go south. Her business relationship with manager Mike Reynolds soured amidst accusations of swindling. Lawsuits followed. Linda got a difficult reputation in Hollywood that virtually ended her career before it even had begun.

Linda turned heads in Beverly Hills.

I got to spend an afternoon with her. She was dressed in a two-piece outfit that left her midriff bare, showcasing her ample bosom. Heads turned and fire trucks honked. We had lunch in Beverly Hills. She had brought along an old issue of Playboy, in which she was featured. She showed the copy to the producers we met at Caffe Roma. With Linda, there was only one topic that was spoken all day – Linda. This was after her troubles in Hollywood. So, I asked her, if her Hollywood career was now over. She got very upset about that. I dropped her off at the Playboy Mansion, where she was staying. Later on Linda continued her musical career, moved to Sweden and married a Swedish lawyer with whom she had a daughter.

Linda Lampenius left Hollywood after a few TV roles and a whole lot of off-stage drama.

THE TOYMAN STORY

Mikko Meronen by Tomi Hinkkanen

STORY: MIKKO MERONEN
REPORTER: TOMI HINKKANEN – IRVINE
PHOTOS BY TOM HIKKANEN PRODUCTIONS

Mikko Meronen designs children’s toys for fast food chains. The toys advertise children’s movies and attract kids to the hamburger restaurants.

Designer Mikko Meronen sits calmly in his office filled with toys of all kinds. The Strottman company is located in a nondescript office building, one of many similar looking, that dot Orange County’s City of Irvine. The phone rings constantly and the computer keeps beeping as new emails pop on the screen. It is an unlikely place to create whimsical kids’ toys. For years Mikko worked in a similar office but for a different company, Equity Marketing, which manufactured toys for the Burger King chain. A few years ago he changed companies but the work remains pretty much the same. His current employer, Strottman, designs for Wendy’s Hamburgers and other fast food chains. Mikko is the lead designer. He is like a conductor. But instead of musicians, his orchestra consists of art directors, graphic designers, industrial designers, as well as freelance illustrators and cartoonists.
“When I first started my career, my job was probably 90% art and 10% business. Now it is vice versa. We have to make well thought out business decisions. I no longer design the toys or necessarily have to invent them. But if the group produces something that is not good, I have to get involved”, Meronen describes.

Mikko Meronen by Tomi Hinkkanen

Mikko Meronen by Tomi Hinkkanen

How does one become a hamburger toy designer? The Finnish-born Mikko’s journey into the hamburger toy world started by taking a bite of the Big Apple. He studied in the New York School of Visual Arts in 1987 – 1991.

“We studied everything: sculpture, drawing, painting and graphics. I got an A in each subject. My painting teacher said that I should be a painter, the sculpting teacher said that I am a sculptor, and so on. But an artist must have something to say. Van Gogh did not paint for money, but because he had a burning desire to do so. I told the teachers that I had nothing to say. It is mental masturbation to paint a picture, put it up, if it does not interest me. That doesn’t appeal to me at all. I realized that I am an entertainer of the masses. I am interested in pleasing the widest possible group of people as possible.”

After graduation, Mikko got a job as a studio assistant at Equity Marketing where he remained for 15 years,gradually ascending in ranks to finally become the head designer.

Sometimes a film is successful, but the toys are not.
“Shrek is a good example. Both Shrek movies made 300-400 million dollars at the box office, but the toys they did not sell at all. Why not? You have a donkey, a princess, the green man and a cat. There was no motif to tie them together and make children want the toys.”

Mikko Meronen by Tomi Hinkkanen

Mikko Meronen by Tomi Hinkkanen

Over the years Mikko has designed thousands of toys. One of his favorite campaigns was for the Dreamworks animated feature ‘Stallion – Spirit of the Cimarron’.

“It was a movie about horses. They don’t normally interest boys. The team worked for a couple of weeks, but the end result was a fiasco. I found an old book of radio toys. There was a picture of a view master and a horse. At that moment the skies opened up and an angel choir sang. I knew immediately what the campaign would be. We made a horse whose legs moved. The horse was on a stand that had a landscape background. The background could be inserted into the base, from which images could be seen in 3D. The movie took place in the 1890’s, when that kind of a toy already existed. I got a creative orgasm of that.”

For years Burger King took bids from two toy designers from which only one was selected for each campaign.

“There were two dogs and one bone every time. And since every deal is worth millions, you can only imagine what pressure that created every single month”, Meronen sighs. After a while Burger King gave up on the monthly competitions and learned to rely solely on Mikko. Still twice the number of toys were designed for each campaign. The customer selected the ones to be used and the rest would go to the trash.
At Strottman, Mikko’s task is to keep the calendar full of toy campaigns year round. Each campaign takes a year to realize, so Mikko must be constantly one step ahead of the times and competitors. His job is to identify suitable films that are in production and negotiate tie-in deals with film studios. Then the designers hit the drawing boards. They create the toys from scratch and send them to be manufactured. A team of 10 people produce 20 campaigns a year. In other words, a toy per day.
Each campaign begins a week before the movie opens and lasts for a month. Toys sold in toy stores are carefully targeted to a specific gender and age groups, but hamburger toys have to please all children.
“For the longest time the aim was to find a popular children’s film that would sell as many kids meals as possible. Today, we listen to the mothers, fathers and children. The majority of parents want to spend more time together with their children. Today, every toy is designed so that the kid is able to play with it alone and together with a parent.”

Mikko Meronen by Tomi Hinkkanen

The toys must also meet stringent safety regulations. Under no condition should the child be able to swallow the toy, or stick it in his or her eye, ear or nose. An accident usually means a costly lawsuit.

“One other company made diving sticks. When they were thrown to the bottom of the pool, they stood there upright. When kids jumped in cannonball, you can only imagine where those sticks ended up”, Mikko laughs. In addition to safety concerns, there are also monetary ones. Each promotion usually consists of eight million toys. The production cost of each toy must be kept under 50 cents. The rise of oil price directly affects the production costs of oil-based plastic toys. The toys are manufactured in China. Now the country has begun to flex its financial muscles. “The pay for many years remained almost constant. Now the Chinese want more money. China has raised their minimum wages and continues to do so. Thus, the work becomes more challenging.”

Mikko Meronen by Tomi Hinkkanen

In recent years additional pressure has come from within the United States, a country that battles childhood obesity. A number of local laws now prohibit offering toys with kids meals, if they do not meet certain nutritional requirements. A couple of years ago a Finnish nature magazine named hamburger toys as the most unnecessary product of the year. The toyman is not swayed by the insult. “Families that eat fast food are generally not well-off. Take for example a family in LA with seven children where the father is a mechanic and the mother works as a dishwasher. That family does not have much money. My mission throughout the years has been, that even though these toys are free giveaways, they do not have to be crap. With the money that I am allocated, I do my utmost to create as cool toys as possible. These toys go into the hands of children who do not have a lot of toys.”

MY SATURDAYS WITH VAMPIRA

Maila Nurmi and Tomi Hinkkanen

STORY: MAILA NURMI
REPORTER: TOMI HINKKANEN – LOS ANGELES

I had the pleasure of knowing the fascinating Finnish-born Maila Nurmi aka Vampira. She was perhaps the most unique Hollywood personality I have ever met.

Maila was a true character who loved animals and was in perfect tune with the 20-something crowd who idolized her. Even though she was living in poverty when I met her, there were flashes of elegance and glamour in her life. She was very comfortable in her role as a fixture in the cult circles of Hollywood where pop-culture icons are cherished and celebrated. In spite of the fact that her actual time in the limelight was short-lived, she remains a true Hollywood icon.

publicity photo for film 'Grave Robbers from Outer Space' (later called 'Plan 9 from Outer Space')

Our friendship began after Tim Burton’s biographical movie ‘Ed Wood’ starring Johnny Depp hit the screens in 1994. The film was about B-movie maker Edward D. Wood, Jr., who went down in history as the director of the worst movie ever made, ‘Plan 9 from Outer Space’.

The release of ‘Ed Wood’ resurrected the career of one of the stars of ‘Plan 9’ who was portrayed in Burton’s movie: Vampira. The actress behind the original Vampira was Maila Nurmi. For years she had been leading a quiet life while living in a dilapidated apartment on Hudson Avenue (in a less than glamorous part of Hollywood). But now, because of the movie ‘Ed Wood’, Maila was back in vogue. She was interviewed for numerous documentaries and TV programs. Hollywood’s goth youth found a new idol in her. She was often picked up in a hearse to go to parties and premiers. It was then that I approached her to do a feature news story about her life for the Finnish television. That started a friendship that lasted for many years.

Maila Nurmi and her beloved pigeons

My first date with Maila Nurmi happened on a rainy and dreary January day in 1995. She had agreed to meet me at a diner close to her Hollywood apartment. I remember she wore her favorite color, black, and had a bow adorning her hair. On that first lunch she warned me about ordering French fries with my cheeseburger. “It makes your skin look bad”, she said. We negotiated a small 300 dollar fee for a one day shoot. I don’t usually pay for interviews, but in this case the fee was in order for she had no steady income. I later learned that she didn’t to go on social security because she feared that government would come after her for some back taxes.

We shot the TV story on various locations around LA that were meaningful to her: the Hollywood Forever Cemetery, the exterior of her old apartment in the Hollywood Hills, a memorabilia shop in Hollywood where her pictures were sold, and the Griffith Observatory where sculptor Kenneth Kendall’s statue of James Dean stands. Maila knew both men.

We had an absolutely fabulous day during which she poured her heart out to me. After that day, I felt I knew her quite well already and we kept in touch. I normally visited her on Saturdays when we would go to Sizzler’s for lunch and talk. And boy, the stories she told!

Maila as a young girl with a little monkey

She was born in Petsamo, then a part of Finland, December 11th, 1922.

“My very first friend was a mouse who lived in the closet. I followed his movements, except when the closet door was closed and I didn’t see him.” That was her only memory from Petsamo. When Maila was two years old, the family moved to Gloucester, Massachusetts. In those days it was a small fishing village. Her father Onni Syrjäniemi was a journalist and an ardent demagogue for the temperance movement. Her mother Aina Sofia Nurmi was a newspaper editor and a translator.“My mother was an alcoholic, but a good mother”, she said.

Her first memory on the new continent was true to her nature which was both melancholy and macabre: “I was playing on the sand dunes by the beach when a local fisherman stopped by to chat with me. Later I heard that he had gone to the sea and drowned. I had been the last person to see him alive. I still remember that fine man.”

Maila was a born performer. At four, she sang hymns in a Finnish church. At nine she acted in radio plays. At 15 she won a scholarship to Oregon University to study drama. In 1941, at the tender age of 19, Maila traveled to New York to become an actress. She went to auditions and got small roles on Broadway as a choir girl. She supplemented her income by working as a hatcheck and cigarette girl in clubs. The high point of her New York years was a role in the comedy ‘Catherine was Great’ starring Mae West.

“Mae West was great. I was afraid of her, though, for she cursed a lot and I had never heard such language before.”

Maila left New York and headed west where, for a few years, she worked as a pin-up model.

Early pin-up photograph

“I was then married to my first husband and he wasn’t completely over his ex-girlfriend who was the most famous bikini model at the time. I was a little chubby back then but I lost weigh and decided to become one of the most popular pin-up girls of America. I never do anything half way. It took a lot of work since posing in front of a camera did not come naturally to me.”

While working as a model, Maila befriended Norma Jean Dougherty, who later became known as Marilyn Monroe. She was also close friends with James Dean. They would sit together in Googie’s coffee shop in Hollywood and talk for hours. When Dean died in a car accident at the age of 24, the tabloids fabricated stories that Maila had put a curse on him. She was distraught for years because of that.

In the 1950’s Maila Nurmi reached the peak of her career.

Early pin-up photograph

“I wanted to become a preacher and needed money. Television was new then. I thought I would do well on TV since I had been performing in front of people all my life.”

At that time cartoonist Charles Addams’ the Addams Family was not yet on TV, but appeared as a newspaper comic strip. Maila decided to parody one of the characters, Morticia Addams. Maila Nurmi’s alter ego Vampira was born. The local KABC-TV in Los Angeles hired Maila, or rather Vampira, as the presenter of Saturday night horror movies. They were shown at the midnight timeslot which was considered the worst possible. That didn’t bother Maila. She put all her energy into her character which she played to perfection.

“I was a romantic and a puritan. I wanted to create a character that was everything that I hate in a person: a personification of evil. I thought I would have to get people’s attention by giving them what they wanted: breasts, net stockings, and phallic symbols. Once I had gotten their attention, I could preach to them. But I never got to that point.”

Early pin-up photograph

The Vampira Show premiered May 1st, 1954. Despite the lousy time slot and poor movie selection (the TV station paid a hundred dollars for each movie), Maila’s program was a hit. She was rewarded by an earlier time slot. Maila grossed 60 dollars a week for her gig. To achieve the famous thin waistline, she didn’t eat a bite for two days preceding the show. And every week she would take a Turkish bath to further shed the pounds. Rigorous fasting later led to health problems, but nobody knew about the pain it took to bring Vampira on screen. She would appear at the beginning of the movie and during commercial breaks, always telling naughty jokes and making fun of the celebrities of the time. In the ‘50’s TV broadcasts were live so that, unfortunately, there are no videotapes of Vampira’s show, but some kinescopes remain and can be seen in a documentary called Vampire: The Movie. Her gig at KABC-TV lasted a little over a year. At that point the TV station wanted to acquire the rights to the Vampira character. She told me that when she fired when she refused. She went on to sat that she was blacklisted and could not get other TV or film work afterwards.

Publicity photo as Vampira

Desperate for money, Maila accepted an offer from Ed Wood to appear in his sci-fi thriller ‘Plan 9 from Outer Space’ on the condition that she did not have to utter a line in the film. It starred horror actor Bela Lugosi who died before the filming even began. That didn’t deter the entrepreneurial Wood. He had shot some footage of Lugosi while he was still alive and incorporated that into his movie. The rest of the time another actor played the Lugosi character while covering his face with a cape.

Maila Nurmi as Vampire in Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) -Wikipedia

“Ed didn’t give me any other kind of direction except “walk there and when I say stop, stop.” He was a tender, caring, and friendly man who loved animals.”

It is ironic that Maila Nurmi became best known for ‘Plan 9 from Outer Space’. The film earned the title ‘the worst movie ever made’ for a reason. The actors were given ridiculously pompous lines written by Wood himself. The sets look home-spun and there were flying saucers made out of car hubcaps. The script seems to have been written in the spur of the moment and is full of inconsistencies. After that, Maila appeared in a couple more horror movies and then retired from show business in the early 1960’s. She supported herself by working odd jobs (she once gave an interview where she called herself ‘a lady linoleum layer’). Then she opened an antique store in Hollywood called ‘Vampira’s Attic’ which lasted for 15 years. In the 1980’s, she unsuccessfully sued Cassandra Peterson for copying her Vampira character.

At home in Hollywood

After the Tim Burton’s Ed Wood movie craziness of the 90’s died down, Maila made a living by making and selling her own paintings. She also appeared at horror and sci-fi conventions where she sold autographs and pictures to fans. There was even a collectable doll, an action figure made of the Vampira character. In 1998 Maila appeared in her final movie role, Aris Iliopulos’ ‘I Woke Up Early the Day I Died’ along with a star-studded cast including Billy Zane, Tippi Hedren, Christina Ricci, Andrew McCarthy, and Ron Perlman. The script was written by none other than Ed Wood who had died in 1978 at the age of 54.

The captivating smile of a true Hollywood legend

“I am a half recluse – and by my own choice, but because of the circumstances: poverty, illness and old age. But then I have these new young fans who have come into to my life. And I still appear in videos and play cameo parts in movies, so I have a little bit of a career left. My existence as a senior citizen is a small, mouse-like way of living.” Mouse-like as that mouse that was her first friend.

Maila Nurmi with director Aris Iliopulos and actress Karen Black at the premiere of her last film 'I Woke Up Early the Day I Died'.

Many a Saturday Maila and I would sit on the pavement in front of her apartment, talked, and fed the pigeons. She had named them all and knew every single one by name. An all white one was called Lana Turner. She would tell me stories about James Dean, her husbands, and the career that never quite took off.

One day her landlord announced that her house was to be demolished and that she needed to find another place to live. I was happy to find out that some of Maila’s friends managed to find her a nice place to live. We didn’t keep much in contact after that for one reason or the other.

Maila Nurmi by Tomi Hinkkanen

About eight years later, I read in the paper that Maila had passed away. She died on January 10th, 2008 of natural causes at the age of 85. That made me reminisce of the rainy January day 13 years before when our paths first crossed. Her body laid for some time in the city morgue before friends were able to collect enough money to give her a proper burial. Later on, I visited her grave at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery where we had once filmed a segment for our TV news story.

Maila Nurmi's grave at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery

Her tombstone is small but appropriate: it has her name, birth and death years and an engraving of the Vampira character that made her famous. The text on the bottom reads: ‘Hollywood Legend’. And that she most certainly was.